Saturday, 30 June 2018

The Commentator by Maddie

Good afternoon and welcome.
This is Jack Burner your commentator
Welcoming you to this game
Between Russia 
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and Portugal,  
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Which they will be kicking off this afternoon.

At 23 Bluebell Lane
And the pitch has recently been trimmed
As Danny Martin prepares
To kick off for Russia;
And this crowd is ready for excitement
As Danny, the Russian captain, puts Russia on the attack.

Straight away it’s Robbie
With a smooth pass to Jeremy,
Jeremy back to Robbie,
Robbie in possession now
Skilfully passing the filthy scooter
And a neat flick inside the dog there,
What a brilliant player Robbie is
And is still only eight years old!

Robbie to Ben,
Ben to Robbie,
Robbie is through…
No, he’s been tackled by the hosepipe;
But, he’s won the ball back very quickly
And he’s advancing on the Dutch
Keeper now,
It needs to be a goal,
He comes of his line
But Robbie chips him in brilliantly.
It’s a goal!
It’s gone in Mr Fletcher’s next door,
And Robbie’s going round annoyed
To ask for his precious ball back….

The crowd is waiting silent now.

If he can’t get the ball back,
We are done for!
This could be the end.
The doors opening
And yes, it’s Mr Fletcher,
He’s saying that Robbie can go and fetch it.
But wait, he’s not in the back garden!
Look, there is Mr Fletcher – looking very suspicious......
Still no Robbie! .....

This commentary has been cut; the Wi-Fi is down. You will no longer be able to watch it. Thank you. My tea’s ready. Bye!

The commentator by Millie

Good afternoon and welcome back,
It’s me your commentator, Simon Cowell.
Today Nicki Minaj is going to be on her scooter,
Going around Tescos against Cardi B.


3, 2, 1 GO!
They’re off!
They go in different directions,
Cardi B in lane 13 and Nicki in lane 15


Oh but it looks like Cardi B is struggling to see,
Her hair is in the way of her face.
As this is happening
Nicki passes 3 grandmas,
But she stops.
OH NO!
Crazy Christmas shoppers are in the way
Because of this Cardi B takes the lead.


Nicki comes up with an idea to avoid the shoppers,
She ducks down?
She’s going in-between their legs.
OH! SOMEONE FALLS!
She keeps going through it though.
What’s this?
An evil grin on her face?
What is she doing?


Cardi B gets stopped.
Why it’s a… Starbucks coffee shop!
Nicki must of paid people to build that in.


Nicki is going at full speed now.
She’s looking at Cardi B,
She’s crashes into a display of chocolate!
She’s buried, invisible.
It seems to be disappearing!
She’s eating the chocolate!
What a smart, clever woman.


Oh but no she isn’t,
This slows Nicki down as he is now fat.


This seems to be affecting Cardi B,
She wants chocolate too.
But she can’t.
She can’t become any fatter after drinking all those Starbucks.


They’re both the same length away from finishing.
Who’s going to make it?
Cardi B is unlucky, her dress gets stuck in the wheels.
Nicki’s weight slows her down.
She tumbles,
OH MY GOODNESS! SHE FALLS!


Well I guess that’s it.
Back to the studio with Louie.

Sports day – Ash and Amy’s practice by Courtney



Good afternoon and welcome!
I am your commentator for today, My name is Amy.
This years teams are Amy and Ash VS Egg and Cat.

The first race today is the hurdles.
Amy and the Cat are at the starting line.
They both look ready!
3, 2, 1, GOOOOOOOOO!
AMY IS OFF!
BUT WHAT IS THIS?!
Cat has not moved a muscle!
AND AMY IS ON HER WAY BACK!
AND CROSSED THE SHOES!

Wait cat is trying to talk…
She says that this is not a fair race but couldn’t come up with an excuse!
Which means!
AMY HAS WON THIS RACE!

Ok for the next race it is Ash VS Egg.
IS THIS CHEATING?
Egg has just sellotaped the spoon and the hard boiled egg to HIMSELF!

He is saying that he doesn’t have any arms,
I guess its fair….
Anyways!
3, 2, 1, AND GO!
AND THEY ARE BOTH OFF THIS TIME!
SO FAR THEY ARE BOTH NECK TO NECK…!
AMY HAS DROPPED THE HARD BOILED EGG!
AND THE SELLOTAPE COULDN’T HOLD ANY LONGER AND HAS SNAPPED,
AMY HAS JUST PICKED UP EGG!
IS THIS ALLOWED?!
BEFORE WE COULD TELL HER SHE CROSSED THE FINISHED LINE!
WHICH MEANS……………
THEY BOTH WIN!

OK now it is time for the final race-
THE CROWD IS HORRIFIED!
CAT JUST SAT ON EGG IT'S OWN TEAM MATE!
CAT HAS GOT UP 
IS EGG ALRIGHT?
HE HAS BEEN SQUASHED AND NOW CAT IS EATING HIM!
EGG HAS JUST BEEN KILLED BY HIS OWN TEAM MATE!
DID CAT DO THIS OUT OF JEALOUSY BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WIN THE FIRST RACE?
SOMEONE GET THE FRYING PAN AMBULANCE.
THEY HAVE JUST SCOOPED HIM ON TO THE AMBULANCE FRYING PAN!
WHILE EGG IS ON ITS WAY TO THE MICROWAVE HOSPITAL,
CAT IS BEING DISQUALIFIED AND ARRESTED FOR MURDER OR ATTEMPT OF MURDER WE DON’T KNOW YET! CAT HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY!

I JUST GOT A CALL,
EGG IS ALIVE!
But nurse Amy said that he hast to rest in my stomach for a while…

Any ways there isn’t enough people to do sports day so no teams win….
Goodbye…

The Commentator by Luke

Welcome to Glasses Street,
I am your commentator Squid Ward,
Today it is a match between
The two rivals England and Brazil,
Let’s get right into the match.
Jake from England running down the left wing,
The snowy weather isn’t helping him here,
He passes to Jimmy,
Jimmy dribbles it round Josh,
Passes back to Jake,
Jake runs to the goal,
He tries to score past the snow man goal,
He kicks it…. Ohhhhhhhh,
It hit the keeper right in the face,
His head fell off,
The ball didn’t go in but Jimmy kicked the ball,
… The crowd goes silent he scores woooooooooo!
The crowd goes wild,
The timer is up,
It's a win for England the crowd is going mental,
I will hand you back to the studio now,
Thank you and bye.

William and Zach’s adventure by Grace C



Willie and Zach went off in the fields and started talking about evacuees and things like that and how they want a good life when they’re older. Willie said to Zach,” I want a big house when I’m older,” and Zach agreed with Willie. Zach and Willie had loads of similarities, like they were both evacuees and how they had a rough time and that, all they did for two plus hours was chat about things and how sometimes they were different. They set off to a different tree to find shade because that day it was really hot. Zach said to Willie I’ve never had a friend before and neither did Willie. They both went back to the house that Mr Tom owned, because they were both hungry and thirsty, so they got a drink of water and something to eat. After ten minutes had passed they set off again into the fields and they carried on were they didn’t finish.
The next few hours passed, and Zach said, “Do you want to learn how to ride a bike?”
Willie was a little unsure and concerned because he thought that he would make a fool out of himself. Willie and Zach went to Mrs Fletcher’s house because Zach wanted to persuade her to letting Willie and him borrow her boy’s bikes just for a few hours. A few minutes passed, and Willie was still unsure whether to ride the bike or not, and Zach said for Willie to ride it because he said that it would be good fun. So, Zach taught Willie how to ride a bike- which would have taken a lot of time and a lot of patience
Willie managed to get the hang of riding a bike and they asked Mr Tom if they could go for a little bike ride and Mr Tom said, “That’s fine by me, as long as you two look after each other.” So off they went on their little bikes and they got to a farm field and they saw cows, horses, chickens and many more animals. They saw an aeroplane and it scared most of the animals away, Willie and Zach had to go to the places where they were and fetch all of them and put them back in the field where they belonged.
Willie and Zach were having a good chatter about all sorts of nonsense, like what breed of dog they liked and all different types and that’s what made them laugh so much. The two boys laid under the sunny tree and Zach said, “Shall we do something?”
Willie said, “I don’t mind.”
So they both got up off of the floor and got their borrowed bikes off Mrs Fletcher’s boys. Willie said, “I want a bike like this.”
Zach said, “Me too!”
They knew they couldn’t afford it, but they hoped they would get one for Christmas.

An adventure with William and Zach. by Preston



In the morning, William was woken up by Mr Tom saying, “C’mon get up you don’t want to be late for school today.” Suddenly he remembered that Zach was coming over to play, help build our Anderson shelter and go on an adventure. Willie’s room was a mess he had to clean it up but then he would be late for school, so he got ready and left to go school.
As he was going to school Willie saw his teacher Mrs Hartridge. “Morning William going to have a good day.”
“Yes Mrs, course I will why, wouldn’t I? I’m a good boy.”
“Distractions.”
Willie knew she was right, so he knew he had to try and concentrate to not get distracted in class.
“Right class settle down; today’s first lesson is English and we will be writing a letter to a friend.”  
“Oh no”.
“Sorry William something to say.” Willie was scared he didn’t know what to say he couldn’t write what would he do? Willie new to tell the truth. “I can’t write.”
“What?” one child said. All the children were laughing apart from Zach.
William knew that Zach must be a perfect best friend.
“Alright class settle down class! Does anyone want to work with William?”
“I will Mrs.” said Zach softly.
“Ok, Willie is it ok to work with Zach?”
“It’s fine Mrs!” When Zach sat down Zach smiled at him and whispered
“It’s ok if you can’t write because the more you learn and practice the better you get as people say practice makes perfect.”
“You know Zach…. you’re a good friend.”
At play time Willie was sitting on a bench until a bunch of kids came over and said, “What yer reading?”
“Me?”
“Yes you, what are you reading?”
“Oh, I’m reading the bible do you want to read it with me”
(one of the kids was blowing raspberries) “No why would we do that we hate Christians?”
“Oh, you do well this is a religious school so why are you here?”
“Because there’s no other schools and my parents don’t know much, now get off our playground.”
“Why?”
“Because we said so.” Suddenly the boys started to hit, kick and punch Willie but unfortunately Zach saw it and went over there to stop it by hitting the children who were hitting Willie until the teacher came over and pulled the children off Willie, “Oh my god, Willie are you ok?.... oh god you boys are in big trouble.”   

William and Zach’s adventure by Millie


“Didn’t you enjoy the picnic Will?”
“Well yeah, didn’t you?”
“Yeah.” There were a few seconds of still silence, not a word. Then Zach thought of something. “Want to hear an idea?”
“Wot is it?” William stood there impatient. “Let’s hear it then.”
“I could show you around the village?”
“How? My legs would fall off.”
“We could go get Mrs Fletcher’s boys’ bikes?”
“Alright.” William stood there with a nervous smile. The problem was he couldn’t ride a bike and was too scared to own up that he couldn’t.

They started to walk back to the village, and they soon got back. The rough stones were crunching beneath their feet. They saw Mr Tom’s house and started to walk over. “Let’s go to Mr Tom’s.”
“Why? Aren’t we going to get the bikes?”
“Yeah we’re getting the bikes, but I need to ask him if I’m allowed.”
“Be quick please?”
“I’ll try.” William started to run to Mr Tom’s and skidding around corners. He got to Mr Tom’s house and opened the door. “Mr Tom?” No reply. William started to look around the house trying to find him, and Sammy was nowhere to be seen either. “Mr Tom?” He went and looked in the back yard and found him working on the trench with Sammy by his side. “Mr Tom.” He turned around to face William and Sammy’s head poked up. “Wot you want?”
“Is it ok if me and Zach go get some bikes and look around the village?”
“As long as yer back here before it’s dark.”
“I promise.”
“Ok, and whose bikes are yer using?”
“Mrs Fletcher’s boys’.”
“Ok, but no need askin’ me, go ask er.” After hearing that William sped off to get back to Zach.

“You took your time,” said Zach with a smile.
“Yeah, sorry. I couldn’t find Mr Tom at first.”
“Well can you go on the bikes?”
“Yep.”
“Let’s go then.” William had a nervous feeling in his stomach. It wasn’t a happy nervous, but a scared nervous. It felt painful and it hurt, William put on an act for Zach though that he was ok. While William was feeling this, there was a tense silence.

At one-point Zach saw William nervous, and felt nervous for him. He didn’t know if he was sick, hurt, had a head ache, he just felt nervous for him. “Will, are you ok?”
William looked up at him. “Um, yeah, never been better.”
“Are you sure?”
There was no reply from him. William gave out a sigh. He looked at him, and started to cry. “Will? Are you ok?”
Zach stood there surprised. William sat on the floor. Zach knelt on the floor beside him. “Tell me, what’s wrong?”
“I-I didn’t wa-want you-you to know-ow.”
“Know what?”
“I-I can’t ride-ride a bike.” There was silence and only William’s crying could be heard. William wiped his eyes. He looked at Zach, and he was still surprised and in shock. “Why didn’t you tell me?”
“I thought it would make you sad because we couldn’t go on a bike ride. I also thought you knew…” Zach helped William up and held his shoulders. “You could of just told me.”
“I know it sounds stupid, but I was scared to.” They started to walk over to Mrs Fletcher’s house and they started to move a bit faster.

Eventually they got to Mrs Fletcher’s house and they went a knocked on the door. “Want me to ask if we can use the bikes?” Asked Zach. William gave a nod and wiped his eyes. “Hello boys, what do you want?” She said with a smile and in a cheerful voice. “Please can we borrow the bike?”
“Of course you can, just one rule.” William and Zach looked at each other. “You must bring them back before it’s dark. If you don’t you can’t use them again.”
“We’ll remember that, won’t we Will.” A polite, quite nod came from him. “Ok, just remember the rue though.” They both nodded and smiled. “They’re just around there.” And she pointed around the corner. “Thank you.” Said William. Mrs Fletcher smiled and waved goodbye. “You’re welcome.”

William and Zach got around the corner and started to choose a bike. Soon enough they both got a bike, fit for their size. “Now I just need to teach you how to ride a bike.” They walked the bikes over to an open space, and started to practice. “Remember to keep your balance!” After an hour or two of William trying to ride a bike, he finally got the hang of it and could ride a bike. “Can you turn, or steer?”  William looked confused. “No?”
“Oh. All you’ve got to do it turn the handles in the direction you want to go. Say you want to go left you turn the handles left, and if you want to go right, you turn the handles right.”
“Sounds easy.”
“It isn’t. Trust me, but you can practice.”
After ten minutes, William could turn the bike.
“I can do it Zach!”
“Yes, yes, well done.” Zach said with a chuckle. “Let’s look around then, Will”
“Yep.”

After they were done looking around, they found a bench and they sat down, leaving the bikes beside them on the floor. “I’m so tired.” William said with a yawn.
“Me too.” And Zach looked at William. “Let’s take the bikes back?”
“Sure. Would you be able to walk me back after? I’ll end up falling asleep in the middle of the path.”
“Of course I will.” They returned the bikes and Mrs Fletcher said thank you and how they returned them on time.

“Will, stop.”
“What? I’m too tired, let’s just go back.”
“No, look.”
“A man, cool. Let’s go.”
“He just looks different though.”


William and Zach – A Bike Adventure by Alexander


Tom awoke to a loud knocking at the door and, for a slight second, forgot whereabouts he was.
“Just a minute!” he shouted.
“Oh that’s quite alright!”
As Tom got up and changed into his normal daytime clothes, he heard whistling from the person on the other side of the door.
“Sorry to be rude and all, but could you stop whistling? It hurts my ears and it kind of makes this seem like a race.” Tom shouted unhappily.
The person on the other side of the door didn’t reply.
“You still there?” Tom said loudly.
Tom heard footsteps in the house and turned to see William.
“Are you okay, Tom?” William asked thoughtfully.
“Yes. Just someone at the door. I awoke to him or her knocking.” Tom replied.
“Good, good. You know, I just awoke to you shouting about and got scared just a tiny bit.
“Could you answer the door? “Tom asked.
William said nothing at all but just wandered to the door. He then proceeded to open it.
“Oh! Hi Zach.” William said.
“Hi, can you come outside and bike?”
Tom shouted from the other room, a rather loud, ‘YES!”.
“Guess so.”, said William.
With that, they both went outside to Mrs. Fletcher's house to ask if they could borrow a bike, because they actually didn’t have one, well, William didn’t anyway.
“I don’t really know how ride a bike. I hope you do.”, said William.
“Why do you think I knocked on your door?”, asked Zach.
“Hey, just saying, I don’t know how to ride a bike.”
“Don’t worry. I’ll try to teach you. You a good listener?
“I suppose so.”
“Good.”
They arrived at Mrs. Fletcher's house and asked her if they could borrow a couple of her boys bikes.
“Sure. They’ve outgrown them anyway.”, Mrs. Fletcher said.
“Oh. Well, do they use them?”, Zach asked.
“No. I told you. They’ve outgrown them.”
“Oh, I forgot. Good bikes.”
“Yes. I know. There’s plenty more bikes in the garage.”
“Right, good talk. I’ll bring them back later.”
Footsteps bounded down the stairs in the background. It was one of Mrs. Fletcher's boys. She indicated for William and Zach to, quote, ‘MOVE!’.
William and Zach did as they were told and just managed to get the back wheel out before the boy got round the corner. He was looking for his bike.
“Where is my bike?”, he asked.
“Look in the garage.”, Mrs. Fletcher said.
“I did.”
“Fine. I’ll tell you. I lent it to William.”
“William?”
He circled his hands repeatedly.
“Beech. William Beech.
He let out a blood-curdling scream.
“YOU DEVIL! NO! NO!”

William & Zach by Jack


William and Zach were going berry picking and they were warned not to eat the poisonous ones. They set of to find some berries to eat, then the boys noticed a man, but he was going faster than usual, his legs were going in circles.
It was a bike Zach pointed out, then Will said to Zach, “What is a bike?” and then Zach told Will everything he knew about bikes. Then the two went rushing back to Tom’s house and he had a surprise for Will, it was his own personal bike then Will was about to get on it but then Tom stopped him and started to screw on stabilizers.
“You need to learn how to use it before you can go on,” said Tom quickly.
“But I know how to use one Zach told me,” exclaimed Will.
“Then show me,” said Tom, so then Will hoped on the bike and began to pedal, but then he found himself on the road and started speeding down.

“I can’t stop,” said Willie hurriedly.
“Use your brakes!” exclaimed Tom, then Will hit the brakes as hard as he could, then Will leapt forward.
“I can’t watch,” said Zach as Willie launched into the air and went head first into the pavement. 
“You alright boy,” said Tom.
“I’ll live,” said Will and they all laughed.
“Should be getting on with your berry picking,” said Tom so they both left and went on berry picking and hopefully not getting poisoned. 

So then Will and Zach went to go and pick some berries, but little did they know that they had just hit the jackpot.   

The Encounter of the Sand Soldier by Maddie

The next morning, Tom came up the stairs to see Willie reading [or looking at the pictures] the comic book Tom had given him. “Willie it’s time to get ready but first come and have breakfast. We can have some blackberries you picked yesterday.”
“Yes, Mister Tom I will come after I have got dressed.”
“Okay I will boil a cup of tea for both of us.”
Five minutes later, Tom and Willie were sat at the table eating breakfast when they were interrupted. “Hello, William, Mr Oakley. I was just wondering if William would like to go for a walk?” asked Zach.
“Please Mister Tom?” replied Willie.
“It’s up to you but if you’re going take Sam with you please!”
“Yeah.”
And, with that Willie got up, grabbed Sam’s lead and headed for the front door. Sam chased Willie excitedly and waited until Willie had put the lead on.
Then Zach, Willie and Sam began their journey around Little Weirwold. They only walked for ten minutes when they halted. Willie looked left and saw a lane he had never seen before. It looked abandoned. Zach prompted him to carry on so they did until they reached the end. The lane opened out to three different lanes shooting out. Then Zach finally said,” Let’s go left it looks promising.”
“Okay, I guess.” Sam ran in front of them but suddenly stopped. The lane they had just been walking on had expanded into a muddy field. Willie had second thoughts about the field.” Come on we have no other options.” Willie didn’t answer because Zach took two steps out into the field and began to sink. Soon, Zach was losing his balance so working as a team Sam and Willie tried to pull him up but then Sam fell in! What was Willie going to do?
He began to search the area and could hear Zach screaming and Sam yelping. Suddenly, Willie found two long sticks on the floor and reached them out towards them. Sam gripped on and using all his strength he pulled Sam out. Now, Zach was all under except for his face and hands. Quickly, Sam and Willie tried as fast as they could to pull him out. Sam tugged at Willie as hard as he could and it worked! Zach was free!
Five minutes past and they finally made their way back to the different paths. After finding which path it was they heard an explosion. Over the hedges they could see an aeroplane’s wing and knew that it was crashed.
As fast as they could they reached the town centre. In the distance they could see George, Edward, Michael, Carrie and Ginnie all talking. Zach, Willie and Sam ran as fast as they could until they reached them.
“Hey, guys this plane crashed near where we were standing but it is in quick sand. We need your help!” Zach said panting. At first everyone stared at him but they suddenly started running. Somehow Zach had restored some energy and led them straight there. While Willie and Sam were walking miles behind.
Once they reached the plane they could tell a faint shadow of a person. Michael and Edward had been carrying a long, wide wooden plank so they could climb to the broken plane.
Everyone carefully helped,” We need to hurry up because plane and the plank is already sinking!” shouted Edward quite stressed. So, Edward and Michael went to the plane [climbing] as fast as they could. Out of the shadows a small uniformed man appeared. He had lots of scrapes, cuts and bruises.
Two minutes later they had got the injured man to the rest of the group. Zach and William led the way when Zach had a brilliant idea. “Why don’t we take him back to Dr and Nancy!” Everyone soon agreed and in a matter of minutes they were there.
“Hello, Zach!” said Dr and Nancy.
“Wo have we got here?” Dr looked confused.
“This is a soldier whose plane crashed in quick sand! He has lots of cuts and scrapes. So we were wondering if you could help him?”
“How do you know he’s not a spy?” Dr replied.
“Because he definitely had a British plane!”
“Come here young man,” and Dr beckoned him to go to him.
“And what is your name?”
“My name is Jeff Wright and I have crashed my plane and the boy’s right I am one hundred percent British.” Dr started wiping his wounds and scrapes while Nancy gave the rest of them a biscuit and juice while they waited.
Finally, after a good hour Dr had finished examining and putting bandages on him. Then Zach asked pleadingly,” He has nowhere else to go and he will probably starve or die out there in the wilderness. So please can he stay here if he wants to?” Dr looked at Jeff then he said, “I guess he could stay here but only if Jeff wants to.”
“Yeah thanks for some shelter while my wounds heal!” replied Jeff.