Good afternoon and welcome back,
It’s me your commentator, Simon Cowell.
Today Nicki Minaj is going to be on her scooter,
Going around Tescos against Cardi B.
3, 2, 1 GO!
They’re off!
They go in different directions,
Cardi B in lane 13 and Nicki in lane 15
Oh but it looks like Cardi B is struggling to see,
Her hair is in the way of her face.
As this is happening
Nicki passes 3 grandmas,
But she stops.
OH NO!
Crazy Christmas shoppers are in the way
Because of this Cardi B takes the lead.
Nicki comes up with an idea to avoid the shoppers,
She ducks down?
She’s going in-between their legs.
OH! SOMEONE FALLS!
She keeps going through it though.
What’s this?
An evil grin on her face?
What is she doing?
Cardi B gets stopped.
Why it’s a… Starbucks coffee shop!
Nicki must of paid people to build that in.
Nicki is going at full speed now.
She’s looking at Cardi B,
She’s crashes into a display of chocolate!
She’s buried, invisible.
It seems to be disappearing!
She’s eating the chocolate!
What a smart, clever woman.
Oh but no she isn’t,
This slows Nicki down as he is now fat.
This seems to be affecting Cardi B,
She wants chocolate too.
But she can’t.
She can’t become any fatter after drinking all those Starbucks.
They’re both the same length away from finishing.
Who’s going to make it?
Cardi B is unlucky, her dress gets stuck in the wheels.
Nicki’s weight slows her down.
She tumbles,
OH MY GOODNESS! SHE FALLS!
Well I guess that’s it.
Back to the studio with Louie.
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