Showing posts with label Ben. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ben. Show all posts

Saturday, 30 June 2018

The commentator by Ben

Hello and welcome,
My name is Ben 
and I welcome you to the annual F1 racing
here in Morrisons's in Skegness.

Last time Lewis won and Ben was just a few steps behind him
so let’s see who is going to win this one today.

The racers are lining up.
They have just been in the pit stops and they are ready to go. 
They're lining up at the starting line waiting for the light to go green. 
GO.

And they're off!
Lewis is racing up front leaving all the others behind.
Oh no! 
Ben's wheel is rolling all over the place
 it looks like its going to fall off but that’s not stopping him.

He's passed granny 
and grandad
and little kid
 and he is storming behind Lewis.
He is only 3 aisles behind him.
No now two,
Now one 
but oh no there's a disturbance in the track!
A security guard has got in his way. 
He doesn’t seem happy!
If Ben can't get round him he will be out of the race.
It doesn't look good.
We may have to get Ben out of the race.
Well I guess Ben is out of the race.
Oh wait a minute Ben is getting a run up. 
What is he doing?

It looks like he's ramming the security guard. 
He's running up and it is working the guard has moved out the way!
And he's flying round the corner and within a few minutes he has caught up to Lewis
The finish line is a few meters away.

Its neck and neck.

Who will win?
Ben's in front,
No Lewis,
No Ben

And it’s a draw.

What an amazing race.

Lewis and Ben are walking to the podium.

Saturday, 10 March 2018

Food of the Gods by Ben

Every time I go out I always get a bowl of cheesy nachos because I love the taste, and the smell of them makes me want them more and more. This would be my favourite starter of all time. 

Now after the cheesy nachos, I would either have a cheese, or ham pizza with a cheese stuffed crust for that extra taste. This is my true food of the gods. With the perfect melted cheese and the right amount of sauce to the perfect crust that is what makes a pizza. I can smell it through the kitchen doors slowly cooking just for me. 

Now nearly being full up I have to order either a syrup sponge and custard or a cold cheesecake or a good old hot chocolate fudge cake with ice-cream and many more but most of them have to have custard but when I can see the hot custard steaming in the air I know it is perfect. 

Sunday, 25 February 2018

Michael's Mission by Ben


“NO NO NOO,” as fast as lighting I woke up gasping for air, “What happened? Where was I?”  I slowly started to lower my head on to my pillow and remembering the nightmare of my baby sister slowly flowing back to me. I could hear her slow breathing and my dad snoring loud as an elephant. My nightmare was about my baby sister being raised by birds and every day she got stronger until one day she could fly. After getting used to the pitch black I slipped on my old stinky slippers and slowly tiptoed to my bedroom door and down the corridor to the bathroom door but as soon as I got to the door I stepped on a loose floor board CREAK!!!
Listening to see if anyone heard me I cautiously opened the bathroom door and stepped inside. I searched for ages only to find it was in the cupboard which was full of cobwebs. I didn’t know how much he wanted so I took the hole jar of aspirin. With the aspirin jingling in my pocket I tiptoed down the stairs and in to the kitchen or as I know it as the (cobweb heaven). Knowing the door was locked I desperately searched for the key. For at least 10 minutes I searched only to find it was in the door already, “GGGGRRRRRR!” I roared in my head. I turned the click I pulled the door Bang oopps forgot the safety lock click ok now let’s try this one more time. I opened the door into the garden (jungle) as I called it.

Walking carelessly, I searched for the bin totally forgetting I have the torch but all of a sudden SQUELCH.  I had stepped on the grass, oh yeah my torch, click. Shining my torch everywhere in search of the bin but I remember it’s in the front so as quick as I could I ran through the back door and quietly shut it and ran through the corridor but crack I made a hole in the floor. Knowing there was a rug near me I dragged it and covered the hole and opening the front door I tiptoed to the bin and grabbed the blue bottle infested bag with the Chinese in it and shut the front door and went to the garage door.
Standing there for at least a solid 15 minutes I thought about this. Will he accept it, will I have done all of that for nothing? Well let’s hope he likes it because he will be living off bugs, flies and blue-bottles for the rest of his life. Finally coming to my senses, I opened the one hinged door into pitch blackness. I shone my torch and I saw cobwebs with dust and dead animals stuck in them. Well time to go in.