The Finding by Kiefer

“What is it?” questioned one of the workers. There were three workers, mining and mining, hoping they would strike gold. They were actually meant to be at someone’s house digging up what the person who owned the house described as a mess. But finding an oval massive brown thing is really a one-time thing. “I don’t know but all I know is that we should definitely dig random things up again, I mean, come on, look what we’ve found, I mean it might not be gold but I think there’s something inside” Replied another worker.

“It looks like an egg” Said the third.

“No way Sherlock” said the first.

“Alright alright, let’s just get back to mining” said the second. They mined and mined, the shell was tough for their picks. “That’s it!” The third worker lifted up his pick, and slammed it down with all his might. The ‘egg shell’ cracked. They all tried to take a look in the ‘egg shell’. They just saw a little bit of white. “What is it?”

“No questioning just mine.” They all slammed the egg, out of the egg was a sticky substance, a creamy substance, both of those put together. We are rich, we can take this to the government, who those what they’ll buy it for.”

Food of the gods by Kiefer

I’ve been stranded on this island for ten years now. Finally, the rescue team has come to their senses, I’m saved. It took them long enough. One of the people on the rescue helicopter said “I bet you’re tired from eating worms, flies and insects”.
“I am…” I replied.
“Well you’re in luck, luckily for you, you can have anything food you want!” You can have a s a main only, choose wisely. I was thinking, oh baby this is gonna be great. It took me a while to think of my favourite main.
Finally I thought of a main I wanted a lasagna with extra cheese. I told the nice gentlemen, he said coming right up. When it finally came here I smelt it, it smelt cheesy and steamy. I could hear it sizzling. When I finally ate it, my taste buds danced around as the combo of meat, cheese and sauce slipped down my throat. It tasted like heaven. And that was enough for me.

Skellig Short Story by Kiefer

After climbing and climbing, the boy stood there on what looked like a man made tall stone structure. With the horde of starlings above him feathers fell over him as the starlings put on a little display. Paying no attention to the starlings, the boy stood on the edge of it.

He had been through a lot, he moved house, the house was terrible, someone died there, and terrible things happened to him in the house and it was all the baby’s fault. His parents didn’t make it, neither the stupid baby. And that all happened when he got home from school, and school was bad enough.

He believed if what he was told in that house was true, and if he had a purpose in life or not. He raised his arms in the air, getting ready to jump off the tall structure. Below the structure was a deep sea ,and the structure was pretty tall, along with the cliff he was jumping off, the cliff was even taller than the structure, the impact had to be hard.

With his nose bleeding and scratches and scars on his chin and eye brows, he hesitated, in his mind he was thinking, do I really want to do this, he got that thought out of his head when he remembered what happened. It was time to find out if he had a purpose in life. He raised his arms again, does he have a purpose in life? You’re about to find out…

The Lost Thing by Kiefer

It was just a normal, old and boring day. The only good place good to look for bottle tops anymore was on the beach. I was working tirelessly on my bottle top collection, well at least until I saw a red thing half-buried underneath the sand. Curiously, I picked it up not knowing what it was. And as I picked it up, I heard a bell sound, you know, ‘ring a ring a ring’. It turns out it was a bell, a bell connected to what looked, well… lost. 
I inspected it, as all it was, was a lost thing. Nobody else seemed to notice it, as they were all too busy doing their own things. I was walking around it, when I heard a rusty sound above me, but when I looked up all I saw was nothing. I thought it was just me, imagining things, but when I saw a hatch, I thought why not?
I stuck my head through the hatch and shouted ‘hello.’
Nothing happened but then I heard a tiny ‘cling’ sound. 

The Meerkats by Kiefer

A family sprawled out on the floor, doing nothing but watching television. They were completely silent full of nothing. They were watching the nature channel. This bit of the programme was about meerkats. All of a sudden the meerkats jumped out the tele! All the family did, was watch the meerkats in amazement take over the living room. They watched the meerkats build an Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty out of lego. Still silent, the family watched the meerkats drink a bottle of milk and orange juice each. They took a hat each and raised it off their head as they ran out onto a taxi. They didn’t know what had happened but whatever happened was frightening weird and unusual.

Petrified, the family slowly walked towards the tele. They didn’t know what to do, turn tele back on, leave it, call the police. When an idea struck them. They would set a trap for them!!!!! It was genius. They laid some orange juice bottles on the floor, made a giant cage out of lego, and held it with a rope. As soon as something would jump out the tele, they would let go of the rope. They were just about to turn the tele on when….
ROAR CRASH BANG!!!!!! As they opened there eyes they had accidently turned on sky cinema. Unluckily for them the brand new Godzilla was on!!!! As there house fell to bits Godzilla was just about flamethrower when NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! The daughter had found herself in bed. “Oh my family watching meerkats coming out of the tele and then setting a trap for Godzilla then destroying the house and trying to flamethrower me with its stinky breath was just a nasty dream”. Said the girl. Well at least that’s what they think.