Good afternoon and welcome!
I am your commentator for today, My name is Amy.
This years teams are Amy and Ash VS Egg and Cat.
The first race today is the hurdles.
Amy and the Cat are at the starting line.
They both look ready!
3, 2, 1, GOOOOOOOOO!
AMY IS OFF!
BUT WHAT IS THIS?!
Cat has not moved a muscle!
AND AMY IS ON HER WAY BACK!
AND CROSSED THE SHOES!
Wait cat is trying to talk…
She says that this is not a fair race but couldn’t come up with an excuse!
Which means!
AMY HAS WON THIS RACE!
Ok for the next race it is Ash VS Egg.
IS THIS CHEATING?
Egg has just sellotaped the spoon and the hard boiled egg to HIMSELF!
He is saying that he doesn’t have any arms,
I guess its fair….
Anyways!
3, 2, 1, AND GO!
AND THEY ARE BOTH OFF THIS TIME!
SO FAR THEY ARE BOTH NECK TO NECK…!
AMY HAS DROPPED THE HARD BOILED EGG!
AND THE SELLOTAPE COULDN’T HOLD ANY LONGER AND HAS SNAPPED,
AMY HAS JUST PICKED UP EGG!
IS THIS ALLOWED?!
BEFORE WE COULD TELL HER SHE CROSSED THE FINISHED LINE!
WHICH MEANS……………
THEY BOTH WIN!
OK now it is time for the final race-
THE CROWD IS HORRIFIED!
CAT JUST SAT ON EGG IT'S OWN TEAM MATE!
CAT HAS GOT UP
IS EGG ALRIGHT?
HE HAS BEEN SQUASHED AND NOW CAT IS EATING HIM!
EGG HAS JUST BEEN KILLED BY HIS OWN TEAM MATE!
DID CAT DO THIS OUT OF JEALOUSY BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WIN THE FIRST RACE?
SOMEONE GET THE FRYING PAN AMBULANCE.
THEY HAVE JUST SCOOPED HIM ON TO THE AMBULANCE FRYING PAN!
WHILE EGG IS ON ITS WAY TO THE MICROWAVE HOSPITAL,
CAT IS BEING DISQUALIFIED AND ARRESTED FOR MURDER OR ATTEMPT OF MURDER WE DON’T KNOW YET! CAT HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY!
I JUST GOT A CALL,
EGG IS ALIVE!
But nurse Amy said that he hast to rest in my stomach for a while…
Any ways there isn’t enough people to do sports day so no teams win….
Goodbye…
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