The Commentator by Samuel

Good afternoon and welcome,

This is Queen Elizabeth II your commentator,

Welcoming you to this big rival football match,

Between The Labour Party and The Conservative Party,

At 10 Downing Street,

And I must say the garden looks in superb condition.

Now Teresa May is ready to kick off for the Conservatives,

And the crowd is roaring and the ground is shaking,

May finally takes kick off.

May to Warman,

Warman to May,

But May is stopped in her tracks,

And who by?

Nicola Sturgeon!

The Scottish National Party leader,

Who has joined forces with the Labour Party.

Sturgeon the number 7 passes to Corbyn,

The number 10 pushes forward,

Labour have depth in this attack,

Now it’s with Sturgeon who beautifully skills off Johnson,

She shoots…

GOAL!

The crowd goes wild,

And Teresa May boots the ball in fury,

OH NO!

The ball has gone into Phil Hammond’s garden,

May knocks on the door,

But what’s this,

Hammond is in his football kit,

And he is slipping on his trainers,

He has the ball as well

Surely he is going to play,

He is walking out.

But what is this?

He is running to Sports Direct,

But Jeremy Corbyn catches him.

And that’s full time,

Labour 1 Conservatives nil.

I was the Queen,

And you were the viewer,

Good Night.

Zach and Willie/Back to London by Samuel

“Mrs Little I don’t feel very well!” shouted Zach to his carer. Mrs Little rushed downstairs but only to see Zach with his eyes closed. She tried to wake him up, but she just couldn’t so then at that moment she realised that he was in a coma, so she took the big risk and took him to London, so Zach could go into proper care at a proper hospital with proper doctors because Mrs Little is only a nurse and she needs more than one person with her, at least that’s what she says anyway. Zach was then wheeled into the hospital ward and straight away they watched his heartbeat and fortunately he was still alive, it’s just he was in a light coma that would go on for one week. 

A week had then gone, and the air raid sirens had gone off so Zach with his legs feeling like jelly rushed to the train station and got the last train to Little Weirwold forgetting about his carer. When he finally got there, he had just remembered that he had left Mrs Little and he felt that guilty that he started crying in the middle of the train station. With tears still in his eyes, Zach headed over to Thomas Oakley’s house where his only friend William Beech (Willie for short) was staying. He then knocked on the door and explained everything that happened to Willie and Tom “Well yee best come inside then” said Tom, “Go play with Willie in the front room doesn’t matter if yee make a mess needs a wash anyway.”

Food of the Gods by Samuel

‘My food of the gods’ (my favourite food) would be KFC because I love the hot-wings - how they burst out with flavour and flames in my mouth with each bite. The fries from KFC are out of this world; the savoury salt and the smooth potato filling inside is so nice and so light on my tongue. Fries aren’t the only side I love at KFC. The juicy sweetcorn there is amazing when I take a bite the lovely sugary tasting juice squirts in to my taste buds. I also love popcorn chicken with all the spices they put in there. I used to have the boneless banquet all the time but I wanted to switch it up. 

I also really like Subway I normally have an Italian B.M.T which is salami, pepperoni and ham with green peppers, cucumbers and BBQ sauce. For drinks I would have either an Apple Tango or a Pepsi Max.

My dessert has to be an Oreo cheesecake with an Oreo milkshake with lots of whipped cream and crumbled Oreo on top. The crunch of the crumbled Oreo really packs a punch and the whipped cream is so sweet and smooth inside of my mouth. The milkshake on its own is amazing but the cheesecake cannot be beaten.

The War by Samuel

The gunman were protecting,

The wall was defending,

From the war going on

It was no place to have fun.

As the baby leaves waited for their parents,

Behind the great wall,

Some parents never to be seen again.

In the great war against the wood,

The children screamed, “Mom!” and “Dad!”

But nobody would answer, it was leaves versus wood.

Nature at war, made more destruction than humans could.