Showing posts with label Alexander. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alexander. Show all posts

Saturday, 30 June 2018

William and Zach – A Bike Adventure by Alexander


Tom awoke to a loud knocking at the door and, for a slight second, forgot whereabouts he was.
“Just a minute!” he shouted.
“Oh that’s quite alright!”
As Tom got up and changed into his normal daytime clothes, he heard whistling from the person on the other side of the door.
“Sorry to be rude and all, but could you stop whistling? It hurts my ears and it kind of makes this seem like a race.” Tom shouted unhappily.
The person on the other side of the door didn’t reply.
“You still there?” Tom said loudly.
Tom heard footsteps in the house and turned to see William.
“Are you okay, Tom?” William asked thoughtfully.
“Yes. Just someone at the door. I awoke to him or her knocking.” Tom replied.
“Good, good. You know, I just awoke to you shouting about and got scared just a tiny bit.
“Could you answer the door? “Tom asked.
William said nothing at all but just wandered to the door. He then proceeded to open it.
“Oh! Hi Zach.” William said.
“Hi, can you come outside and bike?”
Tom shouted from the other room, a rather loud, ‘YES!”.
“Guess so.”, said William.
With that, they both went outside to Mrs. Fletcher's house to ask if they could borrow a bike, because they actually didn’t have one, well, William didn’t anyway.
“I don’t really know how ride a bike. I hope you do.”, said William.
“Why do you think I knocked on your door?”, asked Zach.
“Hey, just saying, I don’t know how to ride a bike.”
“Don’t worry. I’ll try to teach you. You a good listener?
“I suppose so.”
“Good.”
They arrived at Mrs. Fletcher's house and asked her if they could borrow a couple of her boys bikes.
“Sure. They’ve outgrown them anyway.”, Mrs. Fletcher said.
“Oh. Well, do they use them?”, Zach asked.
“No. I told you. They’ve outgrown them.”
“Oh, I forgot. Good bikes.”
“Yes. I know. There’s plenty more bikes in the garage.”
“Right, good talk. I’ll bring them back later.”
Footsteps bounded down the stairs in the background. It was one of Mrs. Fletcher's boys. She indicated for William and Zach to, quote, ‘MOVE!’.
William and Zach did as they were told and just managed to get the back wheel out before the boy got round the corner. He was looking for his bike.
“Where is my bike?”, he asked.
“Look in the garage.”, Mrs. Fletcher said.
“I did.”
“Fine. I’ll tell you. I lent it to William.”
“William?”
He circled his hands repeatedly.
“Beech. William Beech.
He let out a blood-curdling scream.
“YOU DEVIL! NO! NO!”

Saturday, 10 March 2018

Food of the gods by Alexander

My food of the gods would most likely be Burger King because, well, I just like burgers. The food of the gods would be the double bacon cheese burger. The only bad thing is that some person out there decided to make it smaller, but more expensive! Anyway, the double bacon was a great idea! It’s the best meat ever! The cheese is good as well because it’s just the same as bacon, one of the best dairy foods. I like to have it with two different sauces so I can pick which one I want every now and then, for example, tomato ketchup for a few bites, then a different one for another, maybe mayonnaise. Also with a side of chicken nuggets, I love chicken nuggets. Especially at Burger King, and McDonald's. McDonald’s chicken nuggets come in second on the food of the gods list. Burger King is just so good. They have a wide range of foods like chicken strips, and chicken nuggets and… apple fries…?? That doesn’t make too much sense but see what I mean? Very wide range. I like to eat the chicken nuggets first, then the burger, but the burger has to have NO gherkins. Gherkins ruin the meal completely. The gherkin is slimy and wet, therefore getting the burger wet and slimy in the process of eating it. What? But anyway, I shall bow down to the creator of the double bacon cheese burger, and chicken nuggets, and Burger King. I shall bow down to you all.

Saturday, 7 October 2017

The odd tree log by Alexander

The Odd Tree Log
If I’m right,
You’ll question why,
I have taken a photo of this.
 But if you see it correctly,
You will see lots of things,
Like a spider,
That has too many legs.

Or a person,
With tentacles,

And an eye in his stomach.