The Commentator by Stuart

Good afternoon and welcome,

This is Stuart  your commentator,

Welcoming you to this grudge match,

Between slide and monkey bars.

The location is 123 Playground Street.

And the pitch is in perfect condition

As Lil’ Timmy prepares

To kick off for the slides;

And this large crowd roars

As Lil’ Timmy, the slides captain,

Puts slides on the attack.

Straight away its Lil’ Timmy,

With an amazing pass to Big Jim,

Big Jim back to Lil’ Timmy,

Lil Timmy in possession now,

Moving swiftly past the swing

And a high flick over the climbing frame.

What a brilliant player Lil’ Timmy is

And only 756 years old!

Lil’ Timmy to Jeremy Windows,

Jeremy Windows passes it through

Lil’ Timmy is through…

No! he’s been tackled by the monkey bars;

But he easily gets it back,

He’s pushing onto the monkey bars again,

It’s a 1v1 situation

GOAL, Lil Timmy scored!

But wait, the kids are here…