Monday 19 June 2017

The Finding by Kiefer

“What is it?” questioned one of the workers. There were three workers, mining and mining, hoping they would strike gold. They were actually meant to be at someone’s house digging up what the person who owned the house described as a mess. But finding an oval massive brown thing is really a one-time thing. “I don’t know but all I know is that we should definitely dig random things up again, I mean, come on, look what we’ve found, I mean it might not be gold but I think there’s something inside” Replied another worker.
“It looks like an egg” Said the third.
“No way Sherlock” said the first.
“Alright alright, let’s just get back to mining” said the second. They mined and mined, the shell was tough for their picks. “That’s it!” The third worker lifted up his pick, and slammed it down with all his might. The ‘egg shell’ cracked. They all tried to take a look in the ‘egg shell’. They just saw a little bit of white. “What is it?”
“No questioning just mine.” They all slammed the egg, out of the egg was a sticky substance, a creamy substance, both of those put together. We are rich, we can take this to the government, who those what they’ll buy it for.”

Creme Egg story by Lisa

As we got a call from the owners of the famous cream egg, we gathered round and watched the creamy icing flood around the area. We cornered it off with cones but it was too strong! The strong icing started to break the egg even more as we tried to put it back together; as we put buckets out to catch the icing, we realised that there was too much cream-icing and too few buckets.
“What about if we try and get the icing out quicker? Because then we can get it into buckets faster and it will stop pouring sooner!” Rob exclaimed.
“That’s a great idea, but we will get all dirty and sticky when covered in cream!” Jeff replied, “Our boss told us to come back clean so that we can go another day without washing the uniform!”
“Our uniform doesn’t matter as long as we get this problem dealt with!”
“Our boss wouldn’t want this so…”
“If you don’t want to complete the mission then go back to the office because Jeff and I can finish this by on our own!”
“Stop being so…”
“STOP ARGUING!” I yelled “we are all staying put and doing as Rob said!”
“Why are you going along with this?” Jeff said.
“Because no one else is saying anything!”
I jumped on top of the egg and started pushing down the sticky icing. “It’s working!” I yelled as they continued to create a wall of buckets. “It won’t be able to go anywhere now!” Yelled Jeff
“I know! It’s got to go in the buckets now; there is no-where else for it to go!” said Rob
“We are nearly done!” I yelled.

5 minutes later…

“We did it!” I yelled
“Yes we did!” Rob replied
“I’m sorry about the argument before Rob.” Said Jeff guiltily
“I forgive you, I’m also sorry. I shouldn’t have started yelling at you either.”
“So are we friends?”
“Of course!”
“So, who wants a cream egg? 😄”

The creme egg and the mini workers by Tyler S

“Where does this dammed confectionery come from!” complained one of the workers, looking up at his way to spend his overtime.
“Hell,” replied another worker, looking down at the gooey mess at his feet, “that’s where.”

“I don’t care where it’s come from, but it’s going to make me rich!” exclaimed the third worker, actually looking over the source of the goo, “The boss said, that he would give us one thousand pen lids each for every chunk of gooey sweetness we remove!”
“One thousand each!” shouted the other two workers in unison, “we better get going then.”
The three of them knew that they had to get some back up. They couldn’t just clear up that giant mess by themselves. Oh, I’m sorry. You don’t quite know what we’re on about, do you? Well the thing they are actually trying to remove is, well, I don’t know how to explain it to you without giving too much away. The border holding the gooey, creamy-ness is what is known to us is: chocolate. But it is known to them as: bare poison. The chocolate/bare poison is usually egg shaped. You might have already guessed that there is some sort of gooey/creamy substance. It is known to us as: some sort of gooey/creamy substance. It is known to them as: nuclear.
I have been using the word: “Them” quite a lot recently, that is because this thing is the size of two of those people, the actual size is about eleven centimetres.
“Let’s move this Crème Egg* out!” yelled one of the miniature workers, while driving a crane.

Creme Egg Poem by Aimee

Delicious cream egg,
I always have to beg,
Oh what a treat,
For us to eat,
On a day like today.
It will melt right away,
But you can still play.
Don’t worry now,
You can say ‘wow’,
Because it is fun,
Just rest in the sun.
Leave your parents to sleep,
It is all you can eat,
At the time of Easter,
Better than malteser.
Now, don’t start to grunt,
It is time to hunt.
You can find one under the settee,
Then throw confetti.
But don’t eat it yet,
Otherwise you will get upset.
You’d better share,
Because I will be there,
Watching you and the others,
I mean your little brothers.
It is time to eat,
So take a seat,
We’ve got to thank the maker,
Because he is the saviour.
Lovely creme eggs,
Don’t spill it on your legs.
You’ll be sorry,
You will see.
Do you know what I am having for tea?
A creme egg!


Creme Egg Workers by Jack

“What is it?” asked one of the workers.
“I don’t know,” said another.
“Well whatever it is we’ve got to crack it open, boss’ orders.”
“It looks like an egg.” said another.
“What did I just say? Get back to work!” said another.
All of the workers started hacking and slicing at the egg shaped object, when, finally they got through. “Hey! Look what I found!” said one of the workers. They all looked inside the crack and saw something yellow and orange with white around it. “There’s gold and silver in that egg shaped rock! Keep going!”
All of the workers sliced at the hole, trying to get their greedy paws on some gold and silver.
When the egg finally broke, two climbed down but the last one fell in. He expected it to be a hard landing, but he just squished into the ‘gold’ and ‘silver’. “Yuck! What is this stuff?”
“It’s… Cream!”
“Really? I never would have guessed genius!” said the one in the gooey substance.

“Guys calm down, I’m pretty sure it’s still worth something.”
“This is a stupid question, but, is it edible?”
“Woah, he has a point, what if this is a rare delicacy?”
“Well there’s only one way to find out.” said the miner who was stuck in goo.


The Accident by Kaycee

Crème egg, crème egg siting in the fridge
Do you want to be thrown off a bridge?
I know you’re so ever silky-smooth,
But I need to test this will you approve.
I walked to the bridge with the egg in hand,
Melting it was - I hope it understands
That I’m doing this for a project to get me marks.
What was that, did it just bark?
Is it trying to tell me something that I don’t know?
My hands are sweaty I have to let go,
Doing that was a big mistake
I didn’t know you were going to break,
The crème inside came out like a bullet
I couldn’t push nor pull it
To put it in a drain near my feet
This five minutes felt like a week,
I walked home trying to ignore what I had done.
I went back the next day and it was boiling from the sun.
I found that the egg wasn’t there,
But the Easter bunny had left one new one with a pear.
I wanted to know where the broken egg had gone,
The bunny said, “It’s with John!”
“Can you show me where John is?”
Of course I can, you curious kid.
The rest I’m not allowed explain,
Because of course I’m using my brain,
Let’s just say I went to the factory,
Where everything goes when it gets a bit messy.
The Easter factory if you really want to know.
Excuse me now I have to go.


Creme Egg by Rhianna

Can I go to the sweet shop now?”
Rosa asked her mother Mandy for the fourth time that hour.
Every time you ask, it’s one more day until we go. All you ever talk about are those
Magic crème eggs!” Her mother responded. It’s true. The crème
Eggs really were magic.
Each day, Rosa looked out her bedroom window. The
Gigantic sweet shop was just across the road, and of course the expanding crème eggs were
Going out of stock fast. Rosa looked at her piggy bank.
She had just enough to buy a magic crème egg.
Attacking her glass window until it broke,
Rosa grabbed her money and ran across the road. AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everything went black…
Mandy looked down at her unconscious child -in a coma-
And the tubes attached to her. Nurses were feeding her through a
Giant tube (the biggest of the 27). Suddenly Mandy remembered those last words her daughter said.
I want you to feed her the expanding crème eggs. Now.” A
Crème egg, the last one, was bought, and fed to Rosa. “MOTHER!”
A nurse called Lucy told a shocked Rosa what had happened to her.
Lucy then let her mother speak to her. “Why is your window broken, Rosa?”
The crème egg floated down the mountain. The boy checked
His phone.
It
Showed the time: 8:47am. Only a few minutes left until his plan would be done.
Imaginative. That’s what they called him at
School.
Capable of doing anything. That’s what his friends said.
Overprotective. That’s what his enemies called him. He was
Done with everyone labelling him. Done with
Everyone calling him names.
He would show them.
Everyone would know that he is evil.
Like it or not, the disaster would take place in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Push!

Creme Egg by Finley

Five hours ago, a strange-looking meteor hit the planet mars. 1 hour later, it started moving again, but this time it was travelling light-years faster! After 10 minutes of waiting for it to hit the Earth scientists announced that it had just entered the Earth’s atmosphere.
When it was finally in sight, the scientists got in their cars and started driving as quickly as possible to the landing zone. As it got closer to the ground, everybody started running to the nearest truck or bunker.
As soon as it hit the ground, everyone got scared because of the large impact and the loud bang. After the smoke had cleared, the police told everyone to stay in their spots. When the police and ambulance crew were sure that no-one was killed; the scientists walked over to it, and cut it open.
To me it looked like a Cadburys creme egg, some people thought that it was a strange looking gift from the gods. The people that agreed with that told me that it was an eggcelent idea.
When the builders got there, some cream (that looked like yolk) started spewing out of it.
One of the builders ran to the control pad for the gate and the walls and made them rise up. After waiting for five minutes for it to clear up, it carried on flowing towards the walls until it hit them…

When it hit the wall, it started burning down until it could just flow past the wall to the city…

Creme Egg story by Jessica

I wish that I had never done what I did. It was all because of my job; I was a miner. I loved it. I used to take hours trying to open the egg. We all tried our hardest. If we did succeed then we were promised a lifetime full of money. It was perfect!

Well at least I thought it was. I was the one who managed to open the egg, I thought of all the things I would do first. I thought of the places I would go. I jumped up and down with excitement and was just about to tell Max (the man who had assigned us) the news.

He had already seen it and was going to reward me until drops of lava came out of it. He looked closer and saw the white coming out of it. We all knew that that was worse than lava, it was marshmallow.

Everyone started to run away from the marshmallow. It soon formed into a marshmallow man. He stepped on several of the workers and even on Max. I knew that there was no way that I was going to get my money now. It was past that. I had unleashed the monster that had once destroyed this town. Now there was no going back.

I already knew what he was going to do next. He came after me; he tried grabbing me several times but missed. Then an idea struck into my head. If I were to somehow manage to lure him into the lava then he would be roasted. He would melt and I could end this.

Without even thinking about what I was going to do next, I pulled the rope that was dangling down from his hat. His head tilted back and I started to drag him. The lava was close behind me so I pulled his head down as far as I could and ran the other way.

His head landed in a puddle of lava and started to roast. “AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH” The marshmallow man shouted. He was dripping with goo and everyone stopped to look at me. I thought that they would lift me up and start cheering but instead their eyes were red with anger.

“You did this.” One of them yelled.

“My whole family is dead because of you.” Another one shrieked.

I didn’t know what to do. They were all mad at me and started to charge towards me. I was scared; I didn’t know what they were going to do. I ran for it, I went past the hairdressers and through the tunnel. I was just about to give up and jump into the boiling lava but I had a plan.

I went into the goo of the marshmallow man and started to lick it. It tasted delicious! I soon convinced them to try it. They called me a hero when they tasted it. I found a new food, I had lots of money. I was rich at last.

Creme Egg Poem by Ava

I don’t know how they resist,
The sweet taste of this
Yummy, scrumptious and smooth;
Silky-smooth.
It is hard enough on Easter Day,
While they hide the eggs you look away.
You’re hunting left and right,
Hoping that you might,
Sneak an egg in your basket,
Treat it like a diamond casket.
You’re icky and gooey,
But not at all chewy,
I hope you understand,
That I don’t demand I command.
I know it confusing,
Sometimes very amusing,
That I would love to make chocolate eggs when I’m older,
Only I would but they would end around my mouth and up on my shoulder.
I love the way they look and even the feel,
Your wrapper looks like it is made out of steel.
You’re beautifully wrapped,

The Easter Bunny probably napped.

Creme Egg by Cloud


The builders examined the egg, taking in every detail. They had never seen anything like it; they expected an animal to hatch out of it but for some reason a white substance with an orange centre were oozing out. Where did it come from they asked themselves surely this wasn’t a natural egg. Most eggs weren’t covered in what they were sure tasted like chocolate but couldn’t possibly be. They decided to close off the area with cones from the public to keep them away until the police finally arrived.

I had no idea where I was, it came as a shock to me when I opened my eyes and three peculiar things were surrounding me, examining (more like staring) at me. I had never seen anything like the things that stood in front of me all of them had two objects which looked like sticks or logs supporting them they also had two more sticks which they used to grab stuff. They also wore the most unique clothes: orange vest and a blue material to cover both sets of logs. I wanted to shout at them asking them what they were looking at but no words came out of my mouth; I had lost my ability to speak or I could never really speak in the first place, I can’t remember anyway. I wanted to go home wherever home was. I was finally breaking free from my shell, I should be happy that I’m free but I feel very vulnerable without it.

“What are you?”

Were the first words I uttered when we came across it, it was the most unusual thing I had ever seen in my entire life. Who else had seen a giant egg with cream flowing out of it? We were only meant to be building a new car park but instead we came across an egg! I wasn’t sure whether I was dreaming or not. I was both afraid and excited, we could become famous and rich then I could finally quit this stupid job. Live a stress free life not having to worry about having enough money to pay my bills because I’ll have plenty of money!

Creme Egg Ride by Kirsten

The cream oozed out of the chocolate brown shell,
The creamy mixture plummeted over the edge to the floor like Niagara Falls.
The men worked furiously at the scene,
Trying to figure out the details of what happened.
The crack got bigger every second as the downpour got heavier and heavier as more cream overflowed.
One work man found out the ‘thing’ was fun,
It was just like a water slide.
The cones at the bottom of ‘it’ were then removed,
The work men then left too.
And that’s where I’ll leave this story,
As the cream egg now a family attraction,
With lots of fun included in the price,
The ‘thing’ is now a water slide,
For everyone to ride!


Friday 16 June 2017

Food of the Gods by Aimee, Isabelle and Jack

Aimee
If I were to be on a desert for a long time, when I would get home, my starter would be halloumi because it is my favourite food. My main meal would be beans on toast and my dessert would be apple strudel or apple and cranberry pie. My drink would be Fanta or coke or maybe both. Usually, when I get home from school I would ask, “What is for dinner?”
I would not survive a day without proper food! It would feel like heaven eating it. I would have butterflies in my tummy. Yummy!!
The only thing I would have to eat on the island would be dead things like dead bugs and insects. The only thing I would be able to drink would be either water from a damp rock or rain water. Eww… from the ground as well. I love any type of crumble for an example apple crumble, rhubarb crumble etc.
Isabelle
Pizza makes feel happy because it reminds me of a luxurious holiday. I love pizza because when it comes of the oven it smells like heaven on tray. I could eat pizza all day! When my parent ask me what I want for tea, can you guess what I say? “PIZZA!” but they say no. my favourite pizza restaurant is pizza hut because they make all sorts of pizza.
My favourite dessert is chocolate cake because in my opinion a life without chocolate is a very boring life. I love it when chocolate cake has icing in between the sponges because the butter icing is usually sweet.
Chocolate cake and pizza are not what I have all the time. Although I do love them both so much I would never be able to eat them all the time
Jack
I have been stranded on this god-for-saken island for too long. Finally a rescue ‘copter has appeared, when they picked me up they said that I could have any food I wanted, more specifically I could have a starter the main course and a desert.
I chose for the starter, a massive bowl of chicken nuggets, a bunch of bananas chopped up in a bowl and two slices of watermelon.
For the main course I had a vegetable dinner more specifically; carrots, peas, mashed potato, sausages and stuffing all smothered in gravy.
For desert I had even more stuffing in a bowl, a massive bowl of strawberry ice-cream with strawberry sauce and two flakes.

Tuesday 13 June 2017

Food of the gods - introduction.

After reading the following extract from David Almond's 'Skellig' we have been writing our own versions of the food of the gods.



“Aspirin,” I said. “And number 27 and 53. Spring rolls and pork char sui.”
He laughed but he didn’t smile.
“Not as stupid as you look,” he squeaked.
I held the take-out tray across the tea chests toward him. He took it in his hand but he started to wobble and I had to take it back again.

“No strength,” he squeaked.
I squeezed between the tea chests. I squatted down beside him. I held the tray up and shined the light onto the food. He dipped his finger in. He licked his finger and groaned. He stuck his finger in again and hooked a long slimy string of bean sprouts and sauce. He stuck his tongue out and licked. He slurped out pieces of pork and mushrooms. He shoved the spring rolls into his mouth. The red sauce trickled down from his lips, down over his chin onto his black jacket.
“Aaaah,” he said. “Ooooooh.”
He sounded like he was loving it, or he was in pain, or both those things together. I held the tray closer to his chin. He dipped and licked and groaned.
His fingers were twisted and stunted. His knuckles were swollen.
“Put the aspirin in,” he said.
I put two aspirin in the sauce and he picked them out and swallowed them.
He belched and belched. His hand slipped to his side again. His head slumped back against the wall. 
“Food of the gods,” he whispered. “27 and 53.”

Food of the gods by Kiefer

I’ve been stranded on this island for ten years now. Finally, the rescue team has come to their senses, I’m saved. It took them long enough. One of the people on the rescue helicopter said “I bet you’re tired from eating worms, flies and insects”.
“I am…” I replied.
“Well you’re in luck, luckily for you, you can have anything food you want!” You can have a s a main only, choose wisely. I was thinking, oh baby this is gonna be great. It took me a while to think of my favourite main.
Finally I thought of a main I wanted a lasagna with extra cheese. I told the nice gentlemen, he said coming right up. When it finally came here I smelt it, it smelt cheesy and steamy. I could hear it sizzling. When I finally ate it, my taste buds danced around as the combo of meat, cheese and sauce slipped down my throat. It tasted like heaven. And that was enough for me.

Food of the gods by Lisa

My food of the gods is lasagna. When it comes out of the oven and it smells like heaven in a dish. Dad always asks me “What would you like for tea?” and I always reply “LASAGNA!” It’s warm and gooey in your mouth and the pasta burns my tongue but its worth it for the luxurious taste of melting cheese! The cheesy sauce melts on your tongue as you chew on the dried up parts. I lift my fork in the air and watch the cheese melt and slip through the slits in my fork. I love the warm gooey taste I get to keep after the meal; although when I’m finished, I want more!

Food of the gods by Mia

My favourite food is pizza and mac n cheese. I love this food together,
I love these things together because I love both of them separately. The texture from the pizza is soft and crunchy; the Mac n Cheese is a soft and squishy consistency. When my mum says we’re having pizza n chips I ask, “Can we have pizza and mac n cheese?” The smell is cheesy, “I can’t wait until it is done.” When I eat it I love the taste of it when it is put in my mouth. This is my favourite food.

Food of the gods by William

My food of the gods is spaghetti and meatballs - it is nice to eat, it tastes like a big chunk of meat and the spaghetti is slimy and easy to eat. I love it, if someone asked me what do you want for dinner I would say this meal. If someone asked me how it felt I would say it feels soft in my mouth. I don’t know why the meatball feels soft but I just go with it. And also I can not hear anything apart from the fork hitting the bowl and me breathing.

Food of the gods by Tia A

If I was stranded on an island for a week and I had to go without any food, as soon as I got back home I would get my mother to cook me my favourite three course dinner! 

For my starter I would have mozzarella sticks with tomato sauce and a side of salad. For my main I would have: pizza with ham cheese and pineapple and a side of skinny fries. For desert I would have: Donuts with chocolate sauce and chocolate sprinkles, then I would have some strawberry delight.
Smell
· I would be able to smell the gooey cheese inside the bread crumbs.
· I would be able to smell the tomato pure on the pizza
· I would be able to smell the donuts and the strawberry angle delight.
Taste
· I would be able to taste the melted cheese, bread crumbs, tomato sauce and all the different kinds of salad.
· I would be able to taste the pizza and the juicy chips.
· I would be able to taste the squishiness of the donuts and the taste of the strawberry delight.

Food of the gods by Zia

When I get home (after being stranded on a desert island) if my mum asked me, “What would you like for your dinner?” I would say for my starter I would like tiger bread and butter. When I bite into it I taste a crunch then a smooth soft creamy butter. For my dinner I would like penne pasta with smooth creamy tomato pasta sauce (with no bits). For my pudding I would like a double chocolate brownie mousse. When it enters my mouth I taste soft creamy bubbly mousse. It melts in my mouth. Yummy.

Food of the gods by Olivia

A take-away from Gandhi is my food of the gods because it makes me feel so happy. If I was stranded on an island I would defiantly order a meal from Gandhi because it tastes so good and it fills me straight up.

What I would order:

Drink- J2O and Fanta.

Starter- Poppadoms with the onion salad.

Main- Chicken korma pilau.

Pudding- profiteroles with dark chocolate sauce.

My favourite question to be asked is, “What do you want for dinner?” and my answer always is Gandhi.

Food of the gods by Sophie

My food of the gods (my favourite food) is BBQ sticky ribs with chips. When my mum asks, “What do you want for tea?” If I could always have what I want my answer would be, “Sticky ribs with chips please!” 
I love seeing the ribs covered in the BBQ sauce.The smell of the ribs, when they are cooking and when they are on the table, is so rich of BBQ. The chips smell like they have been in a fryer. Throughout the whole meal I can taste the BBQ flavour (which is really tasty). The chips are really crispy and delicious.
After I’ve eaten the ribs and chips my favourite pudding is chocolate cake and whipped cream. I love the taste of the sweet whipped cream with the amazing chocolate cream.

Food of the gods by Tyler S

My “Food of the Gods” would be toad in the hole. For those who don’t know, it is not literally a toad in a hole it is actually a giant Yorkshire pudding with sausages within it. And one of the best parts is: the giant Yorkshire pudding is usually homemade! I devour this meal with mashed potato and peas as sides, topped all off with gravy.
If I get asked the simple question which is: “So, what do you want for tea?” The answer will commonly be: “Toad in the hole, please!” One of the many reasons why my food of the gods is toad in the hole is that the sausages are plainly in the giant Yorkshire pudding; mixing two things that I really like together.

Food of the gods by Kirsten

When it’s time for tea I am always really hungry. I always want a three course meal but my mum obviously says, “No!” So if I could have a three course meal here it would be.
My favourite starter would be cheesy flat bread with mozzarella sticks. The flat bread would be oozing with hot, melted cheese. It would be thick and deep pan with soft dough. I would dip it in spicy cheese sauce. The mozzarella sticks would be crispy on the outside and gooey with hot, sticky mozzarella on the inside. I would dip these in tomato ketchup. The textures would be crispy but moist with the dips. I would hear the crunch of the mozzarella sticks and the pop of air bubbles in the flat bread as I bite into them. They would fill me with happiness as I eat them.
My main course would a Chinese Takeaway from the Golden Windmill in Burgh. I would have sweet and sour chicken Cantonese style; special fried rice, beef and mushrooms in black bean sauce; prawn crackers; sweet and sour ribs; beef chow mein; prawn toast; picante sauce and sweet and sour chicken balls. I can never have enough- ever! The sauces are all sweet but have a sour tang: the picante sauce the only spicy thing on my plate. The textures are crispy or soft or wet or crunchy. I would dip my prawn crackers in the sauces from the other foods. My plate looks very orange from the sweet and sour sauce. It smells sweet and spicy with Chinese spices infusing the rest of the smells of the meal. It would be delicious – as always!
My favourite desert is waffles with melted Nutella, lemon juice, sugar, gooey chocolate cookie bites, millionaire shortcake bites with churros and caramel sauce. The waffles are soft and spongy, but crispy on the edges. It would be covered in hot, melting Nutella; sharp lemon juice; sugar crystals to make the lemon not too sharp; soft, gooey, chocolate cookie bites to make the waffle a little more chocolatey and millionaire shortcake bites which would give the waffle a little bit more of a crunch. It would be sweet but would have a sharp tang because of the lemon juice. I would be delicious. I would also have soft and crunchy, doughy churros with caramel sauce to top it off. It would be wonderful.
This meal would fill me up. I would love to have this actual meal!

Food of the gods by Molly

If I was on a desert island when I got home and my mum asked me, “What would you like to begin with?” For my starter I would like some onion rings! They are so yummy! If you didn’t know what they are they’re basically cooked onion slices in a shape of a ring with yummy batter on them. You should try them!
Also my main meal would be either fajitas or a lovely Chinese take-away. I am one of those people that can’t make a decision. Fajitas are white or brown wraps filled with spicy chicken, Mexican sauce, cheese and peppers. A lot in one wrap! And then a Chinese take-away I always get chicken chow mein, pilau rice and lots more!
For dessert I would not pick one - I like any like: cake, chocolate, ice-cream and lots more! I am not a fussy eater at all!

Food of the gods by Kaci-Shaye

My favourite meal would be a roast dinner, because I love Yorkshire puddings. When my mum asks me what I would like for my dinner I say; “Can we have a roast dinner?” she sometimes says no because it isn’t healthy but we normally have it on Sundays.

Smell: I can always smell the hot gravy, also the roasted chicken beside my mash potatoes.
Taste: I can taste the hot mash-potatoes, and the crunchy Yorkshire puddings in gravy.
Look: It looks like a Sunday dinner but better with dribbling gravy falling of your roasted chicken.
Feel: I feel the smooth mash potatoes The vegetables are soft with the gravy on top.

Food of the gods by Kaycee

My favourite part of the day is when dinner comes and I normally want a three course meal but obviously my mum or dad says, “NO!” So if I could have a three course meal this is what it would be.

Starter: Nachos with melted cheese and sour cream sauce.
The nachos would be soft so you could easily bite in to them, the cheese would have melted in to the nachos and the sour cream dip would be creamy with an interesting taste but it wouldn’t gross me out. I would be able to hear the sizzling of the cheese melting.

Main: Cheese burger, curly fries and baked beans with grated cheese sprinkled over it all.
The melted cheese would be oozing out of the burger and the burger itself would be very greasy. The curly fries would be crispy but not burnt and I would dip them in salad cream. The burger would make my hands hot when I touched it but it would not burn them. The grated cheese would have melted all over the beans and curly fries. Whilst looking at it my mouth would water and when I bite in to the burger it would melt in my mouth.

Dessert: Iced chocolate sponge with melted chocolate on top and vanilla ice-cream
The glistening chocolate would melt down the cake. The cake would be soft and spongy. The smell of chocolate would fill the room and I would make me lick my lips. The ice cream would be hard but not so hard that you could not put a spoon in it, it would also be cold but it wouldn’t give me brain freeze.

Food of the gods by Cloud

My food of the Gods would be an Elote (corn) covered in: mayonnaise with chilli, salt, sometimes lemon and cheese which you can get from Mexican street restaurants. You can also make this at home with the right ingredients. I love eating this because it reminds me of home; when I bite into it the juice from the corn and chilli fill my mouth making it taste a bit spicy but the cream makes the spice seem less strong. It feels as if I’m tasting food made by the Gods. You can also get Elote in a cup because it is a bit easier to eat. Sometimes it doesn’t look that appetising but when you bite into it you might just change your mind. If I were asked what my food of the Gods would be in twenty years I would probably say Elote.

For pudding I would pick the best pastry ever invented… Cinnamon Rolls! I love cinnamon because of the strong smell and sweetness. My favourite part is licking the icing from the top of the bun because I like the feeling of the icing melting on my tongue. Cinnamon Rolls are best when they are nice and warm fresh from Lidl. I could eat one every single day and never get bored of it. I praise whoever first created them.

Food of the gods by Ava

Starter
I would have a Quorn and cucumber sandwich served with cheese and onion Pombears. When I take a bite I can feel the soft bread which mixes well with the fresh cold cucumber which mixes with the Quorn. It tastes so good I could die. Most people have no clue what Quorn is but if you didn’t know it makes vegetarian versions of meat foods.

Main
My food of the gods would be a soft crispy veggie burger in a soft fresh from the bakery bun. I would like to have a great big handful of curly fries with my veggie burger and for a finishing touch a pot of ketchup. If someone handed that to me it would be gone in like a millisecond. When you take a bite it reminds me of America and how it would be there.
Pudding
For my pudding I would have the schools marble sponge topped off with chocolate custard. When I take a spoonful of that it really does make my day. And it mixes really well with the warm chocolate custard.

If somebody handed me that 3 course meal I would not even have time to answer.

Food of the Gods by Oliver

Being stranded on an island is difficult. Eating worms and sometimes, just sometimes I treat myself with a nice, wet dirt cake, but that’s only when it’s raining.

My lucky day has come, the one where I get rescued by archaeologists trying to find fossils on this island. They rang the lifeboat too come pick me up since there was no space on their boat.

The lifeboat came and then they asked me the question from my dreams, "What do you want to eat? You can have a three course meal all on us.” 
Which then I replied shockingly, "Well I would like 10 Big Macs, 150 chicken nuggets, and 1000 Mc Flurries!” 
… silence
 “Ok that is a very big order,” the first Lifeboat man replied. We were on the shore I was pretty SHORE-pun intended- that they were not happy for asking me for anything to eat. Everybody stayed silent since we were on the boat.

They ordered the food and I got straight into eating. The first big macs texture was a soft-brown and it also felt soft just like its colour it smelt beautifully I have not smelt anything like it before.

Then came along the chicken nuggets, once again brown but it wasn’t a soft-brown, instead a not so soft-brown the taste, they were so crispy I couldn’t describe the feeling but the smell was beautiful once again it smelt like the most beautiful food ever.

Last but not least the McFlurries after all that hot food something cold it tasted amazing I cannot describe the taste.

Food of the gods by Paris

My favourite meal would be a chicken dinner, because I love all of the things that are put onto the meal. If my mum asks me: “What would you like for dinner?” I say: "Chicken dinner because it’s my favourite!"

Smell
I can smell the gravy sizzling and the food smells like my dream dinner.

Look
I can see the heat of the chicken flying up into the air.

Taste
I can taste the best thing in the world. The roasting chicken is very tasty.

Feel
I can feel the soft mashed-potato with the burning hot gravy.

Food of the Gods by Frankie

Starter
My food of gods starter is Burger King’s fries because of the way they go soggy in your mouth, also when I can hear them sizzling, it sounds amazing. The way they feel; so soft and fluffy they taste fantastic, but the best thing is how they appear, their yellow texture and greasy look, I also love their smell.
Main Course
 My main course has got to be Burger King’s double cheeseburger - why? Probably because of its outstanding taste because when I eat it I feel like I’m in heaven; but also because of its golden brown look and it’s luxurious smell.



Food of the Gods by Anesha


My food of the gods is probably salad because when we go to a restaurant and my mum asks me what I want for my starter. I say, “A bowl of salad please,” because it is nice and healthy before I have my main and pudding. It is so fresh and cold.

Then when I have finished my starter my mum says, “What do you want for main?” I always say chicken nuggets and chips because that is my favourite food to get from a restaurant because they always taste better than when you get them at home.

When my mum asks me what I want for my pudding I always say ice cream, chocolate cake and strawberries on the side. I love it when the melted chocolate comes pouring out of the sides - I always dip my strawberries in it when I have finished.

FOOD OF THE GODS by Dalton

Starter meal
My starter meal from McDonald's would be 5 chicken select meal with large fries and a large with a large Oasis drink. I love chicken selects because they are just crispy and chewy and the chips just make you want to drink more because of all the salt on them.
Main course
My main course from McDonald's would be 20 chicken nuggets because they are crispy and they are just juicy.
My pudding

My pudding from McDonald's would be an Oreo Mcflurry and a chocolate muffin I pick those choices because they are my favourite.

Food of the gods by Harry

My food of the gods is a McDonald’s mayo, chicken and garlic wrap it smells like heaven and it is so tasty in whichever way you eat it. In the wrap it comes with; 3 chicken selects, garlic, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes and cucumber. It’s very moist so you won’t get a dry throat. 
That’s my starter then my main is a 20 chicken nugget meal with medium fries and a large Fanta it’s so nice with ketchup and I highly recommend it. For pudding I have a runny chocolate muffin and that’s my 3 course food of the gods.    

      

  

Food of The Gods by Jessica

My “Food of The Gods” would be gammon, chips, pineapple and fried eggs. I love eating it and it is definitely my favourite meal. I have eaten it several times and not once have I not enjoyed it. I have a special way of eating it though. When you eat it this way you will not miss a single bit of the flavour.
Firstly, you cut a small piece of gammon -make it bitesize- and when you poke your fork inside make sure you push it to the top. Then you dunk it into the egg (make sure the egg is runny) and cut the chip in half. You put that onto your fork as well. The egg yolk should be dripping down and this makes you lick your lips. Then slice the pineapple and put that on your fork. Finally, get some of that egg white to give it more texture. If you don’t have much of the yolk, dip it in again!
When you put it into your mouth, all the textures will be going through your mouth: the roughness of the gammon; the crunchiness of the chip; the sliminess of the yolk and the slipperiness of the egg white.
The taste is the best part though. You get the juice coming out of the pineapple and don’t forget the saltiness of the gammon. It is simply delicious! Who wouldn’t enjoy this meal?



Food of the Gods by Tyler W


My food of the gods would be my own tuna pasta bake. It is my favourite meal as it is the first meal I learned to cook on my own- without help. It consists of; tuna, pasta, sweet-corn and cheese, cooked with lovely pasta bake sauce. Whenever I scoop some out of the dish, I always try to get as much pasta from the portion next to it from under the cheese. Every time I cook it, it smells like a lovely tomato cheesy goodness and tastes like heaven! The only problem is that it takes at least an hour to make and prepare: 45 minutes to prepare and 15 minutes to cook. I love to hear the ‘pop’ as it cooks and after the meal my dad always says, “Is there any more?” Which there always is.

For pudding I love date slice and custard it is so nice to have after any meal. The warm dates and the delicious pastry the best part about the date slice is if it is an oat pastry as that is the best.

Food of the gods menu by Rhianna


This spectacular meal is proven to work wonders with your taste buds, and once you’ve tried some of this ultra-magnificent meal then you will go, “Yeeeeeeee!” with excitement. You will want to try it again and again and again until you… Well you will never want to stop. Here is what this three-course meal entails:
For starters, a delicious mouth-watering French-stick pizza is made in a pizza oven.You can smell it from down the hallway! This pizza is lavished with stringy melting cheese, and has a base of tomato purée, and tinned tomato chunks. Remember; don’t get yourself too full, for this is only a starter!
Our miraculous main course consists of a 5oz gammon steak (already cut up into bite-size chunks), sweet potato fries, salad, two rings of pineapple and a fried egg. You can just hear the sizzling of gammon and the crackling of the salt dissolving into the heat of the chips. The salad adds a nice healthy twist, and keeps you feeling fresh. The sight of this flavoursome dinner will put you on edge, especially the textures of the bittersweet grilled pineapple… Mmmmmmm!!!
Your dessert is an iced cinnamon roll. Legend has it, the mystical Unipandasloth will grant you free cinnamon rolls once you die, if you eat more than 100 in your life. I hope this is true – I believe it! Perfection? I think you mean cinnamon rolls. These iced swirls add a complimentary touch to every meal- especially this one.
Thank you for reading the Food Of The Gods menu.


Food of the gods by Finley

My first food of the gods would probably be chicken satay. I love chicken satay because it smells lovely and it also leaves a nice after-taste. Every time I have a takeaway from a half Thai and a half Chinese restaurant, I will say, “Mum please could I have chicken satay.”
My second food of the gods would be sunken pizza from a kebab shop! I love it because the texture looks amazing! The flavour of it is really nice; the base of the pizza is very soft and is easy to eat.

My final food of the gods would be Victoria sponge- because the flour type stuff tastes so good- the cream, jam and cake also tastes really nice.

Food of the Gods by Tia M


My food of the gods is McDonald’s chicken nuggets because they are tasty and the chips are amazing the texture is so nice and they are they are good with tomato ketchup. When people ask me, “What do you want for McDonalds?”

I say, “Please may I have a chicken nugget meal please with tomato ketchup and a mud pie Mcflurry and a drink of Fanta please.” 
My breakfast would be a Mcmuffin then my main is 20 chicken nuggets with a large Fanta then I would have a mud pie Mcflurry which I love and then I would go home and eat it.